The pintle is the sexual reproductive bodie pairt o the males in the ainimal families: mammals, birds, fishes, reptilians, an even insects.

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Use o the pintleEedit

The pintle is uised tae piss (urinate) an ejaculate (mak babies bi propulsion sperm intae the vagina). Far human beins, the pintle is seembol o sexual plaejur an lust. It is subject tae contests atween lads, an aw, ca'd "wha hae the langest?", a fause idea is that langer is the pintle greiter is the plaeyur gien tae the wumman. It's provit scientifical-like thit this is wrang.

  • Pintle erect afore the sexual act ("shaggin").
Pintle in poseetion o "restin" an in erection (recht)

Releegious tradeetionsEedit

The three Abrahamic Releegion's beuks contain the order tae circumcise the pintle o the bairn. Baith Judaism an Islam follae these order, whiles Christianity prefer tae ignore it. The cause o this order is, in the Bible, that "Abraham, thou shalt mak a treaty o confidence wi me, an far that respect an the remembrance o this treaty, thy bairns shall hae the pintle circumcised." Freud in his beuk Mose an monotheism, tawks aboot this order bein copied frae the Egyptians, acause, he says, o Mose bein Egyptian an circumcised.

Afore, pintles war aften circumcised bi cutters in gey barbarian ways; nou the Medecine services can dae it in a gey clean ane. Whiles non-releegious fowk circumcise thair bairns acause o a unpotent (benin) sickness ca'd "Phimosis".

The circumcision o a pintle bi Egyptian fowk.
A circumcised pintle.

Pintle sizeEedit

Bi comparison tae ither primates (3 cm far gorillas, 4 far the orang-outang, 8 far chimpanzees), human pintle size is gey important. The pintle size varies efter the ethnie: in Europe the middle size o a pintle (adult tael) is: 7 tae 8 cm "restin", 13 tae 15 erectin. In the Unitit States it is 14,11 cm. The donkey haes the maist lang pintle o aw the mammals, wi 75 cm in erection, juist befor the stallion (see the image).

Names o the pintleEedit

Pintle is ane o the things that hae the mair names in a' leids: as "penis" is a mair scienteefic term, the ither terms far pintle in Scots are:

  • Pintle (Tradeetional)
  • Tadger
  • Tossle
  • Wand
  • Whang

See an aaEedit